Rufus T. Barleysheath

Yellow haired female likes waffles and news.

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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verticaliciouss:

doperespect:

same

literally me

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funnyordie:

14 GIFs of Dogs Just Hanging Out and Having Fun by the Pool
Having a “ruff” morning? “Dive” into these “cool” GIFs of “hot dogs” and see what all the “quotation marks” are about.

funnyordie:

14 GIFs of Dogs Just Hanging Out and Having Fun by the Pool

Having a “ruff” morning? “Dive” into these “cool” GIFs of “hot dogs” and see what all the “quotation marks” are about.

haleycue:

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

Dying

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nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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Best TV show ever.

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